Saturday, July 9, 2011

What Causes Car Accidents

 It is reported that there are approximately 115 people that die everyday in the united states in car accidents. The cause of those accidents, in one word, YOU, because you know all of the motor vehicle rules for driving a vehicle responsibly, like the back of your hand. You, for never running a red light, stop sign or yield sign. You, because you know the proper spacing between each vehicle while in operation, or because you never break the speed limits, etc, etc. You are the one that plays a very large role in our daily traffic jams, or should I say half the role. Let me explain to you why, it's because you make sure that you put the message out to those who don't obey all of the rules, for example: Standing your ground when you see someone breaking one of those rules, such as someone going through a four way stop, out of turn, you're the driver that says " hey, they can't do that, he's breaking the rule." " it's my turn to go!" so you stand your ground and defend your honor like all of the smart idiots have done before you, and dart out into the street to prove your point, but, what you have really done, is bought you and the "I don't care who's turn it is, I'm taking it!" driver, a time out. Now, besides destroying your car, in addition, you must now wait 15 min to God knows when, for a cop to show up and take a report. Once that's over, you have to wait for a tow truck, so now you can tack on an additional 15 min or half of eternity for that. Now, while all this is going on, you must muster up with any politeness that may be left in you, to make small talk with this "Unfair idiot" that has just trashed your car, made you late for whatever engagement you were on your way to, and have you to be half the cause of why the traffic is backed up from the earth to the Jupiter, while people that are passing by are giving you looks that would stop a charging bull in his tracks.
       
Hey, and what about those classic morning or evening traffic jams that are caused by car accidents with the 30 min to 2 hr delays. That one accident where someone signals that they are about to get over into another lane and that car that comes from nowhere so fast that it seems like it dropped out of the sky or was teleported from hell, basically breaking the speed limit and the sound barrier to keep another car from getting in front of them, even though they were dragging about at a slow rate about 5 to 15 cars back before they saw that blinker come on. Well unfortunately, the driver that was trying to get over can't respond that fast to the foolish actions of the obsessed driver that's determined to have clear open highway between them and their destination. But, that's not always the case, sometimes that accident can be avoided, but once again, the driver that knows the rules has a point to prove, so even though they have time to avoid the accident, they opt not to, and instead continue to try to get into the lane at a normal " legal" speed, while this barbarian is flying from behind them as though they've been catapulted from another dimension. The perfect recipe for disaster, and you've just been made assistant cook, to the "master chef" (the barbarian) that cooked the whole accident up and brought traffic to a sloooow simmer. If you're lucky, you didn't have to die, standing your ground, and what not; if you're lucky, you may even escape having you or one of your loved ones or passenger that may have been riding along, the displeasure of having to be rushed to a hospital to be treated for fatal injuries. If you're lucky, you don't have to live with the burden of the person that caused the whole thing, severely injuring or killing themselves or someone who may have been with them. When it's all over, if you're both lucky, your accident didn't cause harm to any of the people or vehicles that were around you at the time of the accident.
         If you'll notice, I didn't spend much time talking about the people who break all the rules and initiate the accidents, only the people who follow the rules for proper vehicle operation, the reason is because you can't control the actions of idiots, so it also doesn't make much sense to talk about them, because it's not going to make them stop their foolish, inconsiderate, immature or drunken ways, that as a result kill or injure thousands of people every year, approximately 40,000 estimated deaths in the U.S. yearly. We can't avoid all accidents, but for the ones that we can, you should do so, because in the end the people that operate their vehicles recklessly don't learn anything from the point that you've proven by making your stand, if you could check their driving record, you would clearly see that your efforts were in vain. You are the real reason, because you, are the more responsible driver, you are the one that senselessly has so much to lose, you are the one with the flawless driving record and super low rates from your insurance provider because of it. And besides, you owe it to your family and friends to return home the same way you left and you are considerate enough to make sure that the idiots out there do the same, unless they hit a tree, pole, fire hydrant or building, you can't help them out there, they'll have to sort that out themselves. It kinda gives the answer to that old classic song, "where are the clowns", well, I've found them, they've all gotten drivers licenses and they're driving amongst us. Lol, God bless them all, even the ones that drive faster than they can think.
          Oh, and I didn't forget to mention the new and latest fad, the stylish, " texting accidents", they're just not worth the effort of talking about, because the people that cause those accidents should be tied down to a chair, blind folded and forced to where a straight jacket and fed from baby food jars for the rest of their undeveloped minded lives, and it should be made mandatory that the person feeding them must be a complete stranger, and texting during the entire feeding process. They are truly the poster kids of selfishness or self centeredness. Ok, that's enough of talking about them because one of them may be reading this paragraph in my blog while they're driving at this very moment and send out a mass text message to all their texting driving friends and out of their fury, cause enough accidents to shut down every highway, freeway, dirt road and backstreet in America, and I would be the one to blame. Well, i only have one thing to say about that, In the words of our friend Simon, "Absolutely Pathetic".
          As for you, drive wisely, acknowledge the rules but you must also be aware that there are people who break them, and that there is no reason to try to call them out on it, let them be, maybe one day we'll find a place to ship all the idiots off to, I'm working on it now as you are reading this blog, but until then, we have to live with them, so suck it up, and when you make it safely through the traffic everyday to your crummy job, and back home afterwards to your spouse, thank God for returning you and every idiot you managed to dodge along the way, home safely to your loved ones. And let the police deal with the idiots, part of your tax dollars that they take out of your earnings from the crummy job pays for it, lol. So let's all come together and pray for our idiots, until you guys help me come up with an idea on where to send them off, with a lifetime supply of all the drugs, alcohol, and the latest smart phones with invisible keyboards they could ever wish for. Thank you for helping me clear my brain, now, take some time out to clear yours by posting a comment, it'll be therapy for us all.



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